i don't even know anymore

chaosghost:

stoleyourgirlfriendand:

perrydaplatypus404:

“Rule #1 of Tumblr: Always reblog your crea—”

“This is our site! You must never tell anyone about Tumb—”

“IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS, JUST GO AND DELETE YOUR BL—”

“OMG GUYS TUMBLR WAS DOWN AGAIN I SURVIVED THE TUMBLR APOC—”

“OMG NOOOOO YAHOO BOUGHT TUMBLR! GOODBYE EVERYONE WE’RE ALL GONNA DI—”

“BUT IT’S DAVID KARP; HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE OUR LEADER?! OUR DA-“

Reblog if you’re a 90s-

carstairsangel:

• When not all the books in the series are the same height.
• When books change covers with editions so they don’t all match unless you buy the series in one go.
• When some books are hardcover and some are softcover and it doesn’t match but you can’t find another copy.
• When some covers are different in certain countries so you don’t get the main one which also happens to look better than all the other varieties.
• Basically just books.
• God damn them.

kansasprincess97:

oh-hi-hoe:

sleepingwithsharma:

4 million and counting

5 million

This should get to 10 million, come on people.

Always reblog when it comes up on my dash.

12 million! Disney can’t say no!

14 million ! whohoo!

(Source: charizzaaa)

twistedviper:

whorusszahhak:

perfectionistdia:

whorusszahhak:

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

(Source: fefarielle)

• The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
• The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
• The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
• The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
• The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
• The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender

• The clothes you wear also don’t determine your sexual orientation

• The only thing that clothes determine is whether or not you are naked.

(Source: frederickengels)

yourendorphine:

homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years

i am crying right now i love you europe

excalilbur:

things i can’t imagine:

• someone having a crush on me
• someone thinking about me during random times of the day
• someone getting butterflies by thinking of me or talking to me
• someone wanting to talk to me but doesn’t, thinking they’ll annoy me
• someone thinking i’m genuinely cute and wanting to kiss me
• someone wanting to date me
• someone falling in love with me
• someone
• having
• a
• crush
• on
• me

boggartsaremyboggarts:

Reblog if you are a Cumberbabe, Cumberbitch, member of the Cumbercollective etc.

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.